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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

Read in a hospital… The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed

Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !

They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?

What he want, I do not want … What I want, he does not want … What we want, is not allowed!

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.