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A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?”

My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment…